Warning: I'm Not Responsible For Any Bodily Harm That Might Come Your Way Due To Improper Delivery During And After The Execution Of These Lines!! In any case, good luck and let me know if they work. Also, if you have any great lines you'd like to share, e-mail me at Dave.Hanson@coxradio.com. Your submission will be posted on this page!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I like pizza, let's go screw.
- Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
- Your legs are like peanut butter...smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
- The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
- Hey, I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
- My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
- I would tell you that I feel like a million bucks, but I wouldn't want to take the paycut.
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- Are those tic-tacs under your shirt or are you just glad to see me?
- Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
- You with those curves, and me with no brakes.
- That outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
- I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
- You must have a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see my self in your pants.
- Do you want to come over and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply.
- If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
- F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Yolanda?
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
- Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
- There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
- Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
- Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
- What do I have to do to be your booty call?
- I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
- Nice shoes. Wanna f***?
- Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
- Nice legs! What time do they open?
- What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
- Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
- Oh, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
- Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
- Can you come and help me tonight? Because my left hand always gets tired.
93 ROCK Nation Submissions
Thanks For These Great Lines! Keep'em Coming! E-mail me at Dave.Hanson@coxradio.com.
- Damn, Can I get some fries with that shake? - Larry from Pompano Beach
- I wish I had my library card, because I wanna check you out.; You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only Ten - I - See. - Keena from Pompano Beach
- I'm new in town, can I get directions to your place? - Mike from Miami Beach
- I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I still make your Bedrock. - Kelly from West Palm Beach
- You must be a parking ticket, cause you have FINE written all over. - Marcos from Miami
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - Daniela from Miami
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?; Do you know CPR? Cause, you take my breathe away.; If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? - Parrish from Calagry, Canada
- What's my favorite sexual position???? 68! You do me and I'll owe you one!; Is that space underwear you're wearing? Cause your ass is out of this world!; If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be the McGorgeous.; The fact that I'm missing my teeth, just means that there's more room for your tongue. - Jimmy from Weston
- If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred? - Rob from Lake Worth
- Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have fine written all over u! - Alec from Weston
- Can I guess your weight? Sit on my face! - Kelly from West Palm Beach
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by twice? - Jason from Miami
- My names's not Milk, but I can do your body good! - Heather from West Palm Beach
- Damn girl! You got more curves then a race track! - Russell from Plantation
- Is your name Visa? You're everywhere I wanna be! - Ruben from Florida City
- When I die, I wanna come back as your pants. - Jason from Fort Lauderdale
- Baby, there's something I wanna eliminate in our relationship...Clothes! - Elizabeth from Miami
- I'm not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet - Matt from Boca Raton
- The word of the day is LEGS. Let's go back to my place and spread the word! - Amy from Hollywood
- You might as well sleep with me because I am going to tell everyone I banged you anyway! - Anthony from Coconut Creek
- Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cuz I'd like to tap that ass! - Keri from Hollywood
- Do you work at UPS? Because I caught you looking at my package! - Sean from Pompano Beach
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