MILF Drunks
These single moms leave their kids at home with the babysitter, usually being the television or Playstation. She scopes the bar in search for a new daddy for the kids, impressing men with her talents to consume shots of alcohol using body parts other than her hands. She usually comes short in achieving the ultimate goal and ends up only with a one night stand. So, the kids only have to call this strange man "daddy" for a short time the morning after while they are getting ready for school and she's cooking breakfast for all.

DDH's Types Of Drunks

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