Virgin Drunks
These people drink and act as if they have never had anything alcoholic enter their bloodstream before. This type can be seen dancing wildly (sometimes on tables), laughing much too hard at every joke, and combining every embarrassing trait ever known into one annoying display.

DDH's Types Of Drunks

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