Loser/Outcast/Loner Drunks
These people believe Myspace.com is the greatest thing since the AOL chat room craze of the late 90s. Instead of going out into the real world and meeting real people, they rather get drunk solo uploading stupid pics of themselves until 5am, while playing the "mystery game" - "Is the 14 year old girl I'm talking too, REALLY a 14 year old girl OR a 45 year old pedophile named Earl?"

SAD NOTE: These people don't need the "drunk" excuse to be a member of the Myspace.com world, but the "Loser/Outcast/Loner/Can't Get Laid" excuse sticks.

DDH's Types Of Drunks

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